Chords

This song has only one chord, which makes it a bit easy to play The basic riff is an E chord (an Em, I think) with a G bass note on the third beat This is played over and over throughout the entire song

Em (?)

e-0-0-0-0--|-0-0-0-0--|-0-0-0-0--|-----------------------
B-0-0-0-0--|-0-0-0-0--|-0-0-0-0--|-----------------------
G-0-0-0-0--|-0-0-0-0--|-0-0-0-0--|-----------------------
D-2-2-2-2--|-2-2-2-2--|-2-2-2-2--|-REPEAT-AD-INFINITUM---
A-2-2-2-2--|-2-2-2-2--|-2-2-2-2--|-----------------------
E-0-0-3-0--|-0-0-3-0--|-0-0-3-0--|-----------------------

To be honest, I can not tell whether that is an E or an E minor, but I
like the sound of the E minor better Your call

The solos are in E, and consist of a lot of E's Try the E minor
pentatonic scale on the twelfth fret

Em (see riff above)

Well some people try to pick up girls
And get called assholes
This never happened to Pablo Picasso
He could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare and
So Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole

Well the girls would turn the color
Of the avocado when he would drive
Down their street in his El Dorado
He could walk down you street
And girls could not resist his stare
Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole
Not like you
Alright

Well he was only 5'3"
But girls could not resist his stare
Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole
Not in New York

Oh well be not schmuck, be not obnoxious,
Be not bellbottom bummer or asshole
Remember the story of Pablo Picasso
He could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare
Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole
Alright this is it

Some people try to pick up girls
And they get called an asshole
This never happened to Pablo Picasso
He could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare and so
Pablo Picasso was never called

Lyrics

Well, some people try to pick up girls
And get called assholes
This never happened to Pablo Picasso
He could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare and so
Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole

Well the girls would turn the color
Of the avocado when he would drive
Down their street in his El Dorado
He could walk down you street
And girls could not resist his stare
Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole
Not like you

All right

Well he was only 5'3"
But girls could not resist his stare
Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole
Not in New York

Oh well be not schmuck, be not obnoxious,
Be not bellbottom bummer or asshole
Remember the story of Pablo Picasso
He could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare
Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole

All right this is it

Well some people try to pick up girls
And they get called an asshole
This never happened to Pablo Picasso
He could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare and so
Pablo Picasso was never called

Lyrics

Now, some people try to pick up girls
And get called assholes
This never happened to Pablo Picasso
He was only 5'3''
But women could not resist his stare
And Pablo Picasso was never called anything like that

Now in Paris and in New York
The girls would turn the colour of the avocado
When he would drive down their street
In his El Dorado
And he was only 5'3''
But women could not resist his stare
And all the problems that young men of New York city have with women were not those of Pablo Picasso

And we have a song about it that starts as follows

Well, some guys try to pick up girls
And they get called the asshole
But uh, This never happened to Pablo Picasso
He could walk down your street
And they could not resist his stare and so
Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole

Well

Well the girls would turn the color
Of the avocado when he would drive
Down their street in his El Dorado
He could walk down your street
And they could not resist his stare
And so Pablo Picasso never got called

Well

Well New York city, some guys try to pick up girls
It's unsuccessful [???]
They don't realize, It's all in the eyes
Of Pablo Picasso who was never called an asshole

He was only 5'3"
But girls could not resist his stare
So Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole

All right, now for that New York subway sound

Well

So be not schmuck, be not obnoxious,
Be not bellbottom bummer or asshole now
Remember the lesson of Pablo Picasso
He could walk down your street
And they could not resist his stare
And so Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole

Well

Well some people try to pick up girls
And they get called the asshole
But this never happened to Pablo Picasso
He could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare and so
Pablo Picasso was never called

[Thank you very much]

Lyrics

Some people try to pick up girls
And get called assholes
This never happened to the young Pablo Picasso
He would walk down your street
And girls would not resist his stare
So Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole

Now the girls would turn the color
Of the avocado when he would drive
Down their street in his El Dorado
He could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare
So, Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole
Not like you

Some guys worry how they look
Well they should know
They got some handsome local boy like ???
Pablo Picasso

He could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare

Some guys try to pick up girls
It's unsuccessful
They don't realise
That there was something of self confidence
About Pablo Picasso

Now he was only 5'3"
But girls could not resist his stare
He had self confidence

Some guys try to pick up girls
And get called an asshole
This never happened to young Pablo Picasso
He could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare and so
Pablo Picasso was never called

Lyrics

Some guys try to pick up girls
And get called assholes
This never happened to the young Pablo Picasso
He could walk down your street
The girls would not resist his stare
And so Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole

The girls would turn the color
Of the avocado when he would drive
Down their street in his El Dorado
He could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare
And so, Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole
Not like you

Some guys worry how they look
Well they should know
That not some handsome lover boy was
Pablo Picasso

But he could walk down your street
The girls could not resist his stare

Some guys try to pick up ???
And they don't walk right
They don't act suave
They're stiff and tight
But he could walk down your street
And the girls could not resist his stare
Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole

Some guys worry how they look
Well oy oy oy
Pablo Picasso was not some handsome lover boy

But he could walk down your street
The girls could not resist his stare

Some guys try to pick up girls
And it don't work
They get called asshole
They get called jerk

But he could walk down your street
And the girls could not resist his stare
And so

Lyrics

Well, some people try to pick up girls
And get called the asshole
This never happened to Pablo Picasso
He could walk down your street
And they could not resist his stare and so
Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole

Right

In New York

Well, some people try to pick up girls
Always unsuccessful tries
Cause they don't realize
That it is all in the eyes
Oh and Pablo Picasso
He never did get called an asshole

Well he was only 5'3"
But girls could not resist his stare
And so Pablo Picasso never called an asshole

Well

Well

Well they hang out by 86th street
They try to pick up girls
But they are defeated before they start
They don't realize
That they need self confidence
This never happened to Pablo Picasso

Listen

Well the girls would turn the color
Of the avocado when he would walk
Down their street with his Eldorado
???

Way down

Well the girls would turn the color
Of the avocado when he would drive
Down their street in his Eldorado
They would walk down your street
And they could not resist his stare
And do Pablo Picasso never called an asshole

Now for that New York subway sound to keep in the mood

Well so be not a schmuck
Be not obnoxious
Be not ??? or asshole
Remember the fable of Pablo Picasso
He'd just walk down any street
And girls could not resist his stare
And so Pablo Picasso never called an asshole

That's the sound of a New York kid
Hitting his head against the wall

Well, oh

Some, some guys try to pick up girls
And get called an asshole
But this never happened to Pablo Picasso
He could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare because
Pablo Picasso never got called

Lyrics

[???
The young men in New York City
Now they all try to pick up girls
But, but, but they get called asshole
But this never happened to Pablo Picasso
He could walk down your street
And the girls could not resist his stare and so
???
Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole]

Some people try to pick up girls
And get called assholes
This never happened to Pablo Picasso
He could walk down your street
And the girls could not resist his stare and so
Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole

All right

Well the girls would turn the color
Of the avocado when he would drive
Down their street in his El Dorado
He could walk down your street
And the girls could not resist his stare
Pablo Picasso never got called asshole

All right

All right

Well he was only 5'3"
But girls could not resist his stare and so
Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole

All right, look out

Here we are in ??? in New York
And it's still hard to get around
And it's impossible for a ??? to pick up girls
And they get called asshole

That's right

All right

Well these guys try to pick up girls
An unsuccessful try
They must realize ???
Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole

??? Down in New York subways now

Here we are in the subway station

All right

Be not a schmuck, be not obnoxious,
Be not bellbottom bummer or asshole now
Remember the story of Pablo Picasso
He could walk down your street
And the girls could not resist his stare and so
Pablo Picasso was never called asshole

Well some guys try to pick up girls
And they get called asshole
This never happened to Pablo Picasso
He could walk down your street
And the girls could not resist his stare and so
Pablo Picasso was never called

Lyrics

[Anything special you want to hear right now?

Pablo Picasso, there's loads for that, so we'll do that.

Can I talk to you for a second?
Sure, what do you want, Kiki?

Nah, we'll do Pablo Picasso, though]

Well, some guy tried to pick up girl and get called asshole
This never happened to Pablo Picasso
For he could walk down the street and girl could not resist him
And so Pablo Picasso never got called asshole

You know the girls would turn the color of the avocado
When he'd drive down their street in his El Dorado
Now he could drive down the street
And girls could not resist him
and so Pablo Picasso never got called asshole

Well some guys try to pick up girls
And there the problem lies
If they didn't try so hard
they wouldn't lose all the time

now Pablo Piasso didn't try
He just loved
He felt the love of life

He felt the love of life

He felt the love of life
He didn't try
He didn't try

Now he was only 5 foot 3, you know, it was true
But girls could not resist him because of his love of life
So Pablo Picasso never got called

So be not sharp, be not obnoxious, be not idiot or asshole

Remember the story of Pablo Picasso
He could just walk down your street
And they could not resist his love of life
And so Pablo Picasso never got called anything like that

Well, some guys try to pick up girls, and that's why they get called out
So this never happened to old Pablo Picasso
He would just walk down your street, and they could not resist his love of life
So Pablo Picasso never got called

Lyrics

Resist his stare and so
Pablo Picasso never got called asshole

This is about self confidence you know

You see some guys try to pick up girls
But it's all unsuccessful tries
Cause they did not realise
That it was all in the eyes
Of old Pablo Picasso

He had a penetrating stare as you know

We're at 34'th street station now
In the subway
Hear that rumbling sound in the subway now

And some guys are out there trying to pick up girls
But they're jerks now

Way down

They have no self confidence

This never happened to Pablo Picasso you know

Well the girls would turn the color
Of the avocado when he'd drive
Down their street in his El Dorado
He could walk down the street
And girls could not resist his stare and so
Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole

Not usually

Now he was only 5'3"
But still had some confidence
He did not feel betrayed by nature
He just used what he had now
So Pablo Picasso now
Well he had the passion
And so the girls took to old Picasso
In the admirable fashion

I say all right

Here we go now, we're gonna rock it home

Good night

Lyrics

Some people try to pick up girls
And get called assholes
This never happened to young Pablo Picasso
He could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare and so
Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole

Not like you

Well now the girls would turn the color
Of the avocado when he would drive
Down their street in his El Dorado
He could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare
And so, Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole

Some guys worry, they worry well
They should know
They've got some handsome little boy with Pablo Picasso

He could walk down the street
Girls could not resist his stare and so
Pablo Picasso was never called

Lyrics

Some guys try to pick up girls
And get called assholes
This never happened to Pablo Picasso
He could walk down your street
And the girls could not resist his stare and so
Pablo Picasso never got called asshole

Now the girls would turn the color
Of the avocado when he would drive
Down their street in his El Dorado
He could walk down your street
And the girls could not resist his stare, and so
Pablo Picasso never got called asshole

Not like you

Now he was only 5'3"
But girls could not resist his stare and so
Pablo Picasso never got called asshole

[Take it to the bridge]

Some guys worry, they worry
Well they should know
That not some handsome lover boy was
Pablo Picasso
But he could walk down your street
And the girls could not resist his stare, and so
Pablo Picasso never got called asshole

Some guys try to pick up girls
And get called assholes
This never happened to Pablo Picasso
He could walk down your street
And the girls could not resist his stare and so

Lyrics

Some guys try to pick up girls
And get called assholes
This never happened to Pablo Picasso
He would walk down your street
And the girls could not resist his stare
And so Pablo Picasso never got called asshole

Now the girls would turn the colour
Of the avocado when he would drive
Down their street in his El Dorado
He could walk down your street
And the girls could not resist his stare
And so, Pablo Picasso never got called asshole
Not like you

He was only 5'3"
But the girls could not resist his stare
Pablo Picasso never got called asshole
Uh oh

Some guys worry about how they look
Well they should know
That not some handsome lover boy was
Pablo Picasso
He could walk down your street
And the girls could not resist his stare
Pablo Picasso never got called asshole

Some guys try to pick up girls
And get called assholes
This never happened to Pablo Picasso
He would walk down your street
And the girls could not resist his stare
And so Pablo Picasso never called

Lyrics

Some people try to pick up girls
And get called assholes
This never happened to Pablo Picasso
He could walk down your street
And the girls could not resist his stare and so
Pablo Picasso never got called asshole

Well the girls would turn the color
Of the avocado when he would drive
Down their street in his El Dorado
He could walk down your street
And the girls could not resist his stare
And so Pablo Picasso never got called asshole
Not like you

Yeah

Now he was only 5'3"
But girls could not resist his stare
Pablo Picasso never got called asshole

[Hey any of you people go out to gyms and health clubs?
Throw away your membership just because you didn't show there you'll lose weight
??? Pounds every minute there

Oh yeah where was I?]

Some guys worry how they look
Well, they should know
That not some handsome lover boy was Pablo Picasso
But he could walk down your street
And the girls [??? easy there]
Pablo Picasso never got called asshole

Some guys try to pick up girls
And get called asshole
This never happened to Pablo Picasso
He could walk down your street
And the girls could not resist his stare and so

Lyrics

Some guys try to pick up girls
And get called asshole
This never happened to the young Pablo Picasso
He could walk down your street and the girls could not resist his stare and so
Pablo Picasso never got called asshole

Well now the girls would turn the colour of the avocado
When he would drive down the street in his El Dorado
He could walk down your street and the girls could not resist his stare
So Pablo Picasso never got called asshole

[See I'm from Boston area,
That's how they would say up there ??? department
They would say,
They would say asshole, sort of like that]

Some guys worry how they look
Well they should know
That not some handsome loverboy was Pablo Picasso
But he could walk down your street and the girls could not resist his stare and so
Pablo Picasso never got called asshole

Not like you

He was only 5 foot three but he didn't let that bother him
Pablo Picasso never got called asshole

Well some guys try to pick up girls
And get called asshole
This never happened to Pablo Picasso
He could walk down your street and the girls could not resist his stare
And so

Lyrics

[We're in New York
I'll sing you a New York song
When I was 18 years old wanting to meet girls
I lived here, staying over ??? with a pal
??? Down in the Village
And I liked ???
And I would think to myself
As I'd walk down the street]

Some people try to pick up girls
And get called assholes
This never happened to the young Pablo Picasso
He could walk down your street
And girls would not resist his stare
And so Pablo Picasso was never called asshole

Well the girls would turn the color
Of the avocado when he would drive
Down their street in his El Dorado [that's right]
He could drive down your street
And the girls could not resist his stare
So, Pablo Picasso never got called asshole
Not like you

Some guys worry how they look
They should know
That not some handsome lover boy was
Pablo Picasso

He could walk down your street
And the girls would not resist his stare
And so
Pablo Picasso never got called asshole

Some guys try to pick up girls
And get called asshole
This never happened to Pablo Picasso
He could walk down your street
And the girls could not resist his stare and so

Lyrics

Some guys got to pick up girls
And get called assholes
This never happened to Pablo Picasso
He could walk down your street
And the girls could not resist his stare and so
Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole

Well now the girls would turn the color
Of the avocado when he would drive
Down their street in his El Dorado
He could walk down your street
And the girls could not resist his stare
And so Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole
Not like you

He was only 5'3"
But girls couldn't resist him because he had such self confidence
I read a biography about him and that's what it said

Some guys worry how they look
They should know they thought? some handsome lover boy was Pablo Picasso
And He could walk down your street
And the girls could not resist his stare
Well

Some guys worry, they worry
And they dress to kill
Pablo Picasso just had that act of will
And He could walk down your street
The girls could not resist his stare

Some people try to pick up girls
And get called an asshole
This never happened to Pablo Picasso
He could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare and so

Lyrics

[When I was about 18 years old I lived in this town,
I grew up in the suburbs of Boston I moved to New York to hang out,
Try and act important and meet girls
I didn't have self confidence
But I read this story of Pablo Picasso and he had self confidence]

Some guys try to pick up girls
And get called assholes
This never happened to Pablo Picasso
He could walk down your street
And the girls could not resist his stare and so
Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole

Well now the girls would turn the color
Of the avocado when he would drive
Down their street in his El Dorado
He could walk down your street
And the girls could not resist his stare and so
Pablo Picasso never got called asshole
Not like you

Some guys worry how they look
Well they should know
But not some handsome lover boy was
Pablo Picasso

But he could walk down your street
You know he had that self confidence

You know, those drums ???

Some guys worry how they look
And they dress to kill
Pablo Picasso just had this
Act of will

And he could walk down your street

Some guys try to pick up girls

Lyrics

Some guys try to pick up girls
And get called assholes
This never happened to Pablo Picasso
He could walk down your street
And the girls could not resist his stare and so
Pablo Picasso never got called asshole

Well the girls would turn the color
Of the avocado when he would drive
Down their street in his El Dorado
He could walk down your street
The girls could not resist his stare and so
Pablo Picasso never got called asshole

Some guys worry how they look
Well they should know
That not some handsome lover boy
Was Pablo Picasso
But he could walk down your street
And the girls could not resist his stare

Some guys try to pick up girls
All unsuccessful tries
They didn't realize, it was all in the eyes
Pablo Picasso

Lyrics

Some guys try to pick up girls
And get called assholes
This never happened to Pablo Picasso
He could walk down your street
The girls could not resist his stare and so
Pablo Picasso never called asshole

Well now the girls would turn the color
Of the avocado when he would walk
Down their street in his El Dorado
He could walk down your street
The girls could not resist his stare and so
Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole
Not like you

Some guys worry
They worry
Well they should know
That not some handsome lover boy
Was Pablo Picasso
But he could walk down your street
The girls could not resist his stare

Some guys try to pick up girls
It sounds successful
They need to realize
There was something of confidence about
Pablo Picasso

Yeah

Lyrics

Some guys try to pick up girls
And get called asshole
And this never happened to the young Pablo Picasso
He could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare and so
Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole

Well now the girls would turn the color
Of the avocado when he would drive
Down their street in his El Dorado
He could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare
And so Pablo Picasso never got called asshole

Some guys worry how they look
Well they should know
That not some handsome lover boy was Pablo Picasso
He could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare and so

Some guys try to pick up girls
It's unsuccessful
They didn't realize that there was something elemental
About old Pablo Picasso
With his self confidence

Some guys worry how they look
Well they should know
That not some handsome lover boy was Pablo Picasso
Well he could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare and so

Some guys try to pick up girls
And get called asshole
This never happened to Pablo Picasso
He could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare and so
Pablo Picasso never got called asshole

Some guys try to pick up girls
And get called asshole
This never happened to Pablo Picasso
He could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare and so
Pablo Picasso never got called asshole

Lyrics

Some guys try to pick up girls
And get called assholes
But this never happened to the young Pablo Picasso
He could walk down your street
And the girls could not resist his stare and so
Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole

Well the girls, well the girls would turn the color
Of the avocado when he would drive
Down their street in his El Dorado
He could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare and so
Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole

Some guys worry how they look
Well they should know
That not some handsome lover boy was Pablo Picasso
And he could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare

Some guys try to pick up girls
It don't work out right
They don't act suave
They're stiff and tight
But He could walk down your street
The girls could not resist his stare

Some guys try to pick up girls
It's inconsequential
But then you realize it was something elemental
About Pablo Picasso with his self confidence
And his paintings and what now

Some guys try to pick up girls
They worry
Some guys worry how they look
Oye oye oye
But the young Picasso was not some handsome lover boy
He could walk down your street
The girls could not resist his stare

Some guys try to pick up girls
And get called asshole
This never happened to Pablo Picasso
He could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare and so
Pablo Picasso was never called

Lyrics

Some people try to pick up girls
And get called assholes
This never happened to the young Pablo Picasso
He would walk down your street
And girls would not resist his stare
So Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole

Now the girls would turn the color
Of the avocado when he would drive
Down their street in his El Dorado
He could walk down your street
And the girls could not resist his stare
[He had self confidence ???]

Some guys worry how they look
Well they should know
That not some handsome lover boy was
Pablo Picasso

But he could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare

Some guys worry how they look
And they dress to kill
Pablo Picasso ???

He could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare

Some guys try to pick up girls
It don't turn out right
They don't act suave
They're stiff and tight

And he could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare

Some guys try to pick up girls
And it don't work
They get called asshole
They get called jerk

And he could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare
So Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole

Some guys worry how they look
Oy oy oy
Pablo Picasso was not a handsome lover boy

And he could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare

Lyrics

Some guys try to pick up girls
And get called asshole
But this never happened to the young Pablo Picasso
He could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare and so
Pablo Picasso never got called asshole

Well the girls would turn the color
Of the avocado when he would drive
Down this street in his El Dorado
He could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare
Pablo Picasso never got called asshole

Some guys worry how they look well
They should know
That not some handsome lover boy was
Pablo Picasso
But He could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare
Pablo Picasso never got called asshole

Well he was only 5'3"
But girls could not resist him

Some guys try to pick up girls
It don't work out right
They don't act suave
They're all stiff and tight
But he could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare
Pablo Picasso never got called asshole

Some guys worry how they look, oy oy oy
Pablo Picasso himself was not some handsome lover boy
But He could walk down your street
And girls could not resist him

Lyrics

Some guys try to pick up girls
And get called assholes

Some guys try to pick up girls
And get called assholes
This never happened to Pablo Picasso
He could walk down your street
And the girls could not resist his stare and so
Pablo Picasso never got called asshole

The girls would turn the color
Of the avocado when he would drive
Down their street in his El Dorado
He could walk down your street
And the girls could not resist his stare
Pablo Picasso never got called asshole

Not like you

He was only 5'3"
But the girls could not resist his stare
Pablo Picasso never got called asshole

He was only 5'3"
But the girls could not resist his stare and so
Pablo Picasso never got called asshole

Some guys try to pick up girls
They're unsuccessful
They didn't realize ??? something to have confidence about
Pablo Picasso

Some guys worry how they look
Well they should know
That not some handsome lover boy
Was Pablo Picasso
He could walk down your street
And the girls could not resist his stare

Some guys try to pick up girls
It don't turn out right
They don't act suave
They're stiff and tight
But He could walk down your street
And the girls could not resist his stare

Some guys try to pick up girls
The words don't follow??
They don't act cool
???
He could walk down your street
And the girls could not resist his stare
So Pablo Picasso never got called asshole

Some guys worry how they look
Oy oy oy
Pablo Picasso himself was not some handsome lover boy
He could walk down your street

Some guys try to pick up girls
And get called assholes
This never happened to Pablo Picasso
He could walk down your street
And the girls could not resist his stare and so

[[Recording ends abruptly]]

Lyrics

Some people try to pick up girls
And get called assholes
This never happened to Pablo Picasso
He would walk down your street
And girls would not resist his stare
And so Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole

Well now the girls would turn the color
Of the avocado when he'd drive
Down their street in his El Dorado
He could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare
And so, Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole
Not like you

Well now the girls would turn the color
Of the avocado when he'd drive
Down the street in his El Dorado
He could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare
And he was only 5'3''
But it didn't bother him and it didn't bother them
He didn't care so they didn't care
Nobody said it
They didn't care

Some guys try to pick up girls
It works out foul
I was a teenage guy who was like that
It was misera-bal
He would walk down their street
And they could resist my stare
I got worse names than 'asshole'
So I read the book about Pablo Picasso
I figured if he didn't care then I shouldn't care
But it took a lot of work
It needed work, it needed work

Some guys try to pick up girls
It don't work out right
Actually, when you think of it why should it?
Think of it, 'pick up girls'
It's sort of outmoded isn't it?
Sort of like from the days of like cast iron and stuff

It's sort of ???
Pick up girls
Sort of like well okay, we'll get a 6 pack,
We'll get two girls
What kind of talk is that?

That's ??? I'm talking about
When they weren't in the room
When you would pick up
My goodness
What kind of ??? did I deserve
Well I got what I deserved, I had nothing

Cause I tried to pick up girls
It worked out foul
Pablo Picasso

Lyrics

Some guys try to pick up girls
And get called assholes
This never happened though to Pablo Picasso
He could walk down your street
The girls could not resist his stare
And so Pablo Picasso was never called asshole

Well the girls would turn the color of avocado
When he would drive down their street in his El Dorado
He could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare
And so, Pablo Picasso never got called asshole
???

Well
Some guys try to pick up girls
It worked out foul
They weren't suave
They came off miserable
He could walk down your street
The girls could
And he was only five foot three
The girls could not resist his stare
[He didn't care if he was only five foot three
He didn't care if the girls didn't care
No one cared, what difference did it make?]

Some guys try to pick up girls
And get called assholes
This never happened though to Pablo Picasso
He could walk down your street
The girls could not resist his stare
And so Pablo Picasso was never called asshole

Some guys try to pick up girls
Pablo Picasso had self confidence
Nothing bad happened when he did it

Lyrics

Some guys try to pick up girls and get caught asshole
This never happened to the young Pablo Picasso
He could walk down your street and girls could not resist his stare
So Pablo Picasso never got called asshole
Until the girls got to know him about twenty minutes

Now the girls would turn the color of the avocado
When he would drive down their street in his Eldorado
He could walk down your street and girls could not resist and stare and so
Pablo Picasso never got called asshole

Some guys worry how they look well
They should know that not some handsome lover boy was Pablo Picasso
But he could walk down your street and girls could not resist his stare
cause He had the self confidence and everything, you know, the paintings and stuff

Some guys try to pick up girls or just try to meet'em
But then they get all nervous and they let that fear defeat'em
There's Picasso and he was only five foot three
Yeah, and they're standing way over there

Some guys worry about, yeah
Some guys worry and despair about what nature gave'em
If that's how they'll play then there's no way to save'em
But there's Picasso and he was only five foot three
Pablo Picasso never got called anything worth mentioning

Some guys try to pick up girls, some girls try to pick up girls
Some girls try to pick up guys, every combination you can imagine
But there's Picasso in the Cafe de Mago, Cafe de mitazo
Gets his oil changed at Prompto
Stands there all nonchalanto

Some guys try to pick up girls
And it's just numbing to'em
So if they get turned down
Didn't they just get what was coming to'em
There's Picasso all standing by the way
Pablo Picasso didn't need to use his lasso

Some guys try to pick up girls and just themselves they think of
So if they then talk of love, more than cologne they stink of
This Picasso, he's stunk too
Pablo Picasso, you shoulda heard the things they said
I read the memoirs

Some guys try to pick up girls and get called an asshole
This never happened to Pablo Picasso
He could walk down your street and girls could not resist his silence, oh

No, no
Nooo!

Lyrics

Well, some guys try to pick up girls
And get called assholes
This never happened to the young Pablo Picasso
He could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare and so
Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole

[For the first twenty minutes
I read the memoirs, you should see what the women had to say after three weeks]

now the girls would turn the color (give me a beat)
Of the avocado when he would drive
Down their street in his El Dorado
He could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare
so Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole

not for the first three weeks

Some guys trying to pick up girls,
doesn't that phrase sound predatory?
Doesn't it sound passé?
Doesn't it sound so 1940?
There's Picasso at the Café du Mago, staring up at you from his demi-tasse ball

Some guys worry how they look well, they should know that how some handsome double boy was
Pablo Picasso

he was only five foot three, girls could not resist him anyway

While the girls would turn the color of
The avocado
When he would drive down their street in his El Dorado
he would Walk down your street and girls could not resist his stare
and saw
Pablo Picasso didn't need to use his lasso

[Some of these rhymes were a little rough you know that
some of these rhymes were a little rough you know that
Sometimes it ain't so easy thinking of these jokes you know that]

Some guys try to pick up girls, or just try to meet them
But then they get nervous and they let fear defeat them
There's Picasso all standing over there
Pablo Picasso all nonchalant-o

Some guys worry and despair about what nature gave'em
If that's how they're gonna play, there's no real way to save'em
He was only five foot three but he was just about to do his thing
Pablo Picasso, oh, you're the one
Pablo Picasso goes commando

Some guys try to pick up girls
Some girls try to pick up girls
Some girls try to pick up guys
Everything you can imagine
There's Picasso there at the Café Du Margaux
The reading is antipasto

Some girls worry how they look well
They should know that not some handsome lover boy was Pablo Picasso

He was only five foot three, stopping just this side of slander
Pablo Picasso using innuendo

That rhyme might have been of a stretch, you know that?
You don't have to approve of all these rhymes, Mr. Tommy, I mean, talk to Tommy about'em, if you don't like stuff.

Some guys try to pick up girls
And just themselves they think of
So if they talk of love
More than cologne they stink of

There's Picasso standing over there
You wouldn't recognize him
Incognito

Some guys try to pick up girls
And get caught asshole
This never happened to Pablo Picasso
He could only fight for peace
Girls could not resist the stare and so