You Can't Talk To The Dude

Studio CD: I, Jonathan, ¡Jonathan, te vas a emocionar!
DVD: Take Me To The Plaza
Radio Bootleg: Tragarn
Live Bootleg: HMV Boston, The Paradise, Nuremberg, The Knitting Factory 1997 (2), Kyoto, Irving Plaza, The Knitting Factory 1999, Bowery Ballroom 2000, Central Park Summerstage 2000, Cafe de la Danse 2000, Flying Monkey Arts
I, Jonathan

Chordpro

[Em] You wonder why you're feeling [C] blue,
And you [Em] live with a guy that you can't talk [C] to
You can't talk to the dude
And that's no [D] longer in style,
You can't [C] talk to the dude
No this [D] "No es normal"
You can't [C] talk to the dude
And things will [D] never be right
Until you [G] go

[Em] Your sense of humor has gotten [C] worse
Now that you [Em] live with a guy who can't con[C]verse
You can't talk to the dude
Well he's [D] set in his way,
Got a [C] bad attitude
When you [D] say what you say
You can't [C] talk to the dude
And things will [D] never be right
Until you [G] go

[Bm] Oh, you can't [Em] talk to the dude, no, [Bm] no
You can't [Em] talk to the dude, no, [C] no
You can't talk to the dude
And things will [D] never be right
Until you [G] go

[Bm] Oh, you can't [Em] talk to the dude, no, [Bm] no
You can't [Em] talk to the dude, no, [C] no
You can't talk to the dude
And things will [D] never be right
Until you [G] go

[F#m] You wonder why you're feeling [D] rank,
And you [F#m] live with a guy who's in the [D] tank
You can't talk to the dude,
He's just [E] hanging around,
No he don't [D] taste the food,
He's just [E] shoveling it down
You can't [D] talk to the dude
And things will [E] never be right
Until you [A] go

[C#m] Oh, you can't [F#m] talk to the dude, no, [C#m] no
You can't [F#m] talk to the dude, no, [D] no
Well you can't talk to the dude
And things will [E] never be right
Until you [C#m] go
Well you can't [D] talk to the dude
And things will [E] never be right
Until you [A] go, [D] go [A] go

Lyrics

You wonder why you're feeling blue,
And you live with a guy that you can't talk to
You can't talk to the dude
And that's no longer in style,
You can't talk to the dude
No this "No es normal"
You can't talk to the dude
And things will never be right
Until you go

Your sense of humor has gotten worse
Now that you live with a guy who can't converse
You can't talk to the dude
Well he's set in his way,
Got a bad attitude
When you say what you say
You can't talk to the dude
And things will never be right
Until you go

Oh, you can't talk to the dude, no, no
You can't talk to the dude, no, no
You can't talk to the dude
And things will never be right
Until you go

Oh, you can't talk to the dude, no, no
You can't talk to the dude, no, no
You can't talk to the dude
And things will never be right
Until you go

You wonder why you're feeling rank,
And you live with a guy who's in the tank
You can't talk to the dude,
He's just hanging around,
No he don't taste the food,
He's just shoveling it down
You can't talk to the dude
And things will never be right
Until you go

Oh, you can't talk to the dude, no, no
You can't talk to the dude, no, no
Well you can't talk to the dude
And things will never be right
Until you go
Well you can't talk to the dude
And things will never be right
Until you go, go go

¡Jonathan, te vas a emocionar!

Lyrics

¿Como te ha ido? ¿Que tal?
¿Sabes porque te sientes mal?
¡No te oye! ¡Y que lastima es!
Se ve tu dolor y como sufres
No te oye y sufriras si no te vas

Antes de que lo conociste
Eras una mujer tan triste
No te oye y te empeoraras
No te oye no te oye jamas
No te oye y sufriras si no te vas

No te oye no, no, no, no no te oye no, no, no, no
No te oye jamas y sufriras si no te vas

Ese gallote aburre un bonche
Ya empacale su lonche
No te oye y como lo soportas
No te oye ya ni por dos anos atras
No te oye y sufrias si no te vas

English Translation

You wonder why you're feeling blue,
And you live with a guy that you can't talk to
You can't talk to the dude
And that's no longer in style,
You can't talk to the dude
No this "No es normal"
You can't talk to the dude
And things will never be right
Until you go

Your sense of humor has gotten worse
Now that you live with a guy who can't converse
You can't talk to the dude
Well he's set in his way,
Got a bad attitude
When you say what you say
You can't talk to the dude
And things will never be right
Until you go

Oh, you can't talk to the dude, no, no
You can't talk to the dude, no, no
You can't talk to the dude
And things will never be right
Until you go

You wonder why you're feeling rank,
And you live with a guy who's in the tank
You can't talk to the dude,
He's just hanging around,
No he don't taste the food,
He's just shoveling it down
You can't talk to the dude
And things will never be right
Until you go

Oh, you can't talk to the dude, no, no
You can't talk to the dude, no, no
Well you can't talk to the dude
And things will never be right
Until you go
Well you can't talk to the dude
And things will never be right
Until you go, go go

Take Me To The Plaza

Lyrics

[Want to hear another one? cause we got more stuff, we got more stuff
Now it's time to tell all the female girls in the audience something,
Hey girls, I got to talk to you I got to tell you something,
Hey girls, it's time to get rid of your stupid boyfriend,
But Jonathan, he needs me!
Of course he needs you, he's a musician, they need everybody, he needs you to pay the rent, make the bed, wake him up for his 4 pm appointment, make the flyers
But Jonathan, look at him over there, he's so pathetic, what would he do without me?
I don't know suicide maybe, I don't know, somethin', probably nothin' that's it probably nothin'

But you've changed since you moved in with him into that apartment
You know the one the one with the windows that never open
Even in the summer the one with the rock star cutting his rock star hair in the sink
But he only cuts like a thirty-second of an inch hair
So his hair gets everywhere gets in the cereal bowls, in the milk,
Speaking of milk, he's got a cat and a dog in that apartment,
There's the cat milk, there's the dog water, there's the cat litter right next to it,
The dog water's only got one of those green cat litter things making a little circle in there all the time yeah,
Tommy was there, he almost threw up, it was so disgusting, oh my goodness,
It's a terrible sequence ??? and we have to sing about it]

You wonder why you've been feeling blue,
And you live with a guy you can't talk to
You can't talk to the dude
And that's no longer in style,
You can't talk to the dude
No this "No es normal"
You can't talk to the dude
And things will never be right
Until you go, oh no

Your sense of humor has gotten worse
Since you moved in with a guy who won't converse
You can't talk to the dude
He's set in his way,
Got a bad attitude
When you say what you say
You can't talk to the dude
Things will never be right
Until you go

It's that sad

You can't talk to the dude, no, no
You can't talk to the dude, no, no
You can't talk to the dude
Things will never be right
Until you go

You can't talk to the dude, no, no
You can't talk to the dude, no, no
You can't talk to the dude
Things will never be right
Until you go

[???, Me and Tommy have been thinking about your situation, it's bad]

You wonder why you're feeling rank,
And you live with a guy who's half in the tank
You can't talk to the dude,
He's just hanging around,
No he don't taste the food,
He's just shoveling it down
You can't talk to the dude
And things will never be right
Until you go

What did I say?

You can't talk to the dude, no, no
You can't talk to the dude, no, no
You can't talk to the dude
Things will never be right
Until you go

[But Jonathan, he has so much potential Sure, he's 42]

You can't talk to the dude
Things will never be right
Until you go
Go
Go

Tragarn

Lyrics

[Hey girls!
It's time for you to get rid of your stupid boyfriend
But Jonathan, he needs me!
Of course he needs you, he's a musician
They need everybody
He needs you to pay the rent
Make the bed
Wake him up for his four PM appointment
Make the flyers for the show
Oh but Jonathan, look at him He's so pathetic
What would he do without me
I don't know, but let's find out]

You wonder why you're feeling blue,
And you live with a guy you can't talk to
You can't talk to the dude
And that's no longer in style,
You can't talk to the dude
No this "No es normal"
You can't talk to the dude
And things will never be right
Until you go

Your sense of humor has gotten worse
Since you moved in with a guy who won't converse
You can't talk to the dude
He's set in his way,
Got a bad attitude
When you say what you say
You can't talk to the dude
Things will never be right
Until you go

You can't talk to the dude, no, no
You can't talk to the dude, no more
You can't talk to the dude
Things will never be right
Until you go

You can't talk to the dude, no, no
You can't talk to the dude, no more
You can't talk to the dude
Things will never be right
Until you go

[But Jonathan, he has so much potential]

You can't talk to the dude
And things will never be right
Until you go
Go
Go

You can't talk to the dude, no, no
You can't talk to the dude, no more
You can't talk to the dude
Things will never be right
Until you go

You can't talk to the dude
And things will never be right
Until you go
[It's more of a sad song really, but it's got hope for the future]
Go

HMV Boston

Lyrics

[One more for you, then I'm out of here
Then we'll talk and stuff
You can't hang around with that guy and enjoy it
He's not going to I know
When I come over to your apartment I've watched you try and talk to him and it doesn't work because you're not a football game that's why
You don't have the prerequisite antennae
You only have one channel
But Jonathan, he needs me
Yeah I'm not falling for it
How do you know?
Maybe you're just afraid of the explosion that will happen when you tell him you want to go
You can't talk to him and that's not going to change at this rate
Maybe if you left for a couple of years and came back
But if you just stick around here none of this is going to improve ???
Worse by the day]

You wonder why you're feeling blue,
And you live with a guy that you can't talk to
You can't talk to the dude'
No this "No es normal"
You can't talk to the dude
And that's no longer in style,
You can't talk to the dude
And things will never be right
Until you go

Your sense of humor has gotten worse
Now that you live with a guy who can't converse
You can't talk to the dude
No he's set in his way,
Got a bad attitude
When you say what you say
You can't talk to the dude
Things will never be right
Until you go

You can't talk to the dude, no, no
You can't talk to the dude, no, no (excusez moi)
You can't talk to the dude
And things will never be right
Until you go

You wonder why you're feeling rank,
And you live with a guy who's in the tank
You can't talk to the dude,
He's just hanging around,
No he don't taste the food,
He's just shoveling it down
You can't talk to the dude
Things will never be right
Until you go

You can't talk to the dude, no, no
Well you can't talk to the dude, no, no
You can't talk to the dude
Things will never be right
Until you go
Well you can't talk to the dude
Things will never be right
Until you go, go go

The Paradise

Lyrics

[You're not with that guy
Cause you love him
I'm sorry but I've watched you two together
And I don't think you're with that guy cause you love him
I think you're with that guy cause you're afraid of being on your own]

You wonder why you're feeling blue,
And you live with a guy that you can't talk to
You can't talk to the dude
And that's no longer in style,
You can't talk to the dude
No this "No es normal"
You can't talk to the dude
And things will never be right
Until you go

Your sense of humor has gotten worse
Now that you live with a guy who can't converse
You can't talk to the dude
Cause he's set in his way,
He's got a bad attitude
When you say what you say
You can't talk to the dude
And things will never be right
Until you go

Oh, you can't talk to the dude, no, no
You can't talk to the dude, no, no
You can't talk to the dude
And things will never be right
Until you go

Guitar

You wonder why you're feeling rank,
And you live with a guy who's in the tank
You can't talk to the dude,
He's just hanging around,
No he don't taste the food,
He's just shoveling it down
You can't talk to the dude
And things will never be right
Until you go

Oh, you can't talk to the dude, no, no
You can't talk to the dude, no, no
You can't talk to the dude
Things will never be right
Until you go
You can't talk to the dude
And things will never be right
Until you go, go go

Nuremberg

Lyrics

You wonder why you're feeling blue,
And you live with a guy you can't talk to
You can't talk to the dude
That's no longer in style,
You can't talk to the dude
No this "No es normal"
You can't talk to the dude
Things will never be right
Until you go

Your sense of humor has gotten worse
Now that you live with a guy who can't converse
You can't talk to the dude
He's set in his way,
Got a bad attitude
When you say what you say
You can't talk to the dude
Things will never be right
Until you go

You can't talk to the dude, no, no
You can't talk to the dude, no, no
You can't talk to the dude
Things will never be right
Until you go

Guitar

You can't talk to the dude, no, no
You can't talk to the dude, no, no
You can't talk to the dude
Things will never be right
Until you go

You wonder why you're feeling rank,
And you live with a guy who's in the tank
You can't talk to the dude,
He's just hanging around,
No he don't taste the food,
He's just shoveling it down
You can't talk to the dude
And things will never be right
Until you go

You can't talk to the dude, no, no
You can't talk to the dude, no, no
You can't talk to the dude
And things will never be right
Until you go
You can't talk to the dude
And things will never be right
Until you go, go go

Yeah

The Knitting Factory 1997 (2)

Lyrics

[Hey girls
It's time for you to get rid of your stupid boyfriend
But Jonathan, he needs me
I know he does dear
But don't you know that's because he's a musician?
They need everybody
He needs you to: pay the rent
Pick up the cds off the floor after he smushed them in with cigarettes and stuff
Wake him up for his four pm appointment
???
Oh, but Jonathan, it would be cruel just to leave him this way
What would he do without me?
Nothing
He won't notice a thing
And you, enough talk about him
Don't you notice the way you've changed since you moved in to that apartment?
You know the one
The one with the windows that never open
Even in the summertime
It's odd, it's gross in there
I was there the other day, it's horrible
It's dismal
Where's the fun we used to have when we were pals?
We used to go, argue with other then afterwards
We'd like throw ice over each other's hair
Ha ha ??? funny, it's pretty good
Now it gets all boring and stuff
I can't stand the difference
Tommy I can't stand it]

You wonder why you're feeling blue,
And you live with a guy you can't talk to
You can't talk to the dude
And that's no longer in style,
You can't talk to the dude
This "No es normal"
You can't talk to the dude
And things will never be right
Until you go

Yeah

Your sense of humor has gotten worse
Now that you live with a guy who won't converse
You can't talk to the dude
He's set in his way,
Got a bad attitude
When you say what you say
You can't talk to the dude
And things will never be right
Until you go

Oh, you can't talk to the dude, no, no
You can't talk to the dude, no, no
You can't talk to the dude
And things will never be right
Until you go

[Guitar]

Oh, you can't talk to the dude, no, no
You can't talk to the dude, no, no
You can't talk to the dude
Things will never be right
Until you go

You wonder why you're feeling rank,
And you live with a guy who's in the tank
You can't talk to the dude,
He's just hanging around,
No he don't taste the food,
He's just shoveling it down
You can't talk to the dude
Things will never be right
Until you go

Oh, you can't talk to the dude, no, no
You can't talk to the dude, no, no
You can't talk to the dude
Things will never be right
Until you go
You can't talk to the dude
Things will never be right
Until you go, go go

Kyoto

Lyrics

[Hey girls
It's time to get rid of your stupid boyfriend
But Jonathan, he needs me
I know he needs you]

You wonder why you're feeling blue,
And you live with a guy you can't talk to
You can't talk to the dude
And that's no longer in style,
You can't talk to the dude
No this "No es normal"
You can't talk to the dude
And things will never be right
Until you go

Your sense of humor has gotten worse
Since you live with a guy who won't converse
You can't talk to the dude
He's set in his way,
Got a bad attitude
When you say what you say
You can't talk to the dude
And things will never be right
Until you go

Oh, you can't talk to the dude, no, no
You can't talk to the dude, no, no
You can't talk to the dude
And things will never be right
Until you go

Oh, you can't talk to the dude, no, no
You can't talk to the dude, no, no
You can't talk to the dude
And things will never be right
Until you go

You wonder why you're feeling rank,
And you live with a guy who's in the tank
You can't talk to the dude,
He's just hanging around,
No he don't taste the food,
He's just shoveling it down
You can't talk to the dude
And things will never be right
Until you go

Oh, you can't talk to the dude, no, no
You can't talk to the dude, no, no
You can't talk to the dude
And things will never be right
Until you go
You can't talk to the dude
And things will never be right
Until you go, go

Oh, you can't talk to the dude, no, no
You can't talk to the dude, no, no
You can't talk to the dude
And things will never be right
Until you go
You can't talk to the dude
And things will never be right
Until you go, go, go
Go

Irving Plaza

Lyrics

[Well it's getting late and our show and we haven't told the women in the audience anything of the special message that we have for them
Hey girls! It's time to, time to get rid of your stupid boyfriend
But Jonathan, he needs me
I know he needs you dear But don't you know that's because he's a musician? They need everybody He only needs you to pay the rent Take the CDs out of the ??? wake him up for his 4 PM appointment make the flyers
Oh but Jonathan it would be cruel to leave him
Yeah but you can do it people are so gross the way they are I visited you, you remember last week, I tried to, you know I, I showed up in your apartment on Sunday morning You know the one The one where they put in like that cellophane insulation like that over the windows and it stays there even in July It was so gross in there I couldn't stand it]

You wonder why you're feeling blue
And you live with a guy you can't talk to
You can't talk to the dude
And that's no longer in style
You can't talk to the dude
No this "No es normal"
You can't talk to the dude
And things will never be right until you go

I'm sorry to be so blunt about it But there is no nice way to say it

Your sense of humour has gotten worse
Since you moved in with that guy who won't converse
You can't talk to the dude
He set in his way
Got a bad attitude
When you say what you say
You can't talk to the dude
And things will never be right until you go

What do I mean?

You can't talk to the dude, No no
You can't talk to the dude, No no
You can't talk to the dude
Things will never be right until you go

You can't talk to the dude, No no
You can't talk to the dude, No no
You can't talk to the dude
Things will never be right until you go
You can't talk to the dude
Things will never be right until you go, go, go

You can't talk to the dude, No no
You can't talk to the dude, No no
You can't talk to the dude
Things will never be right until you go
You can't talk to the dude
And things will never be right (I'm sorry, he's not going to change)

Until you go, go, go

The Knitting Factory 1999

Lyrics

[Hey girls
Time for you to get rid of your stupid boyfriend
But Jonathan, he needs me
Well of course he's a musician
They need everybody
He needs you to
Pay the rent
Make the bed
???
Take the cds off the floor after he smushed his cigarette butts into them
Wake him up for his four pm appointment
???
But Jonathan, he's so pathetic
I can't leave him
What would he do without me?

I don't know
Probably nothing

But what about you?
??? Changed
Hang around with him in that apartment
???

???
Down there
That cruddy apartment
With the windows that never open
It's got that cellophane insulation
???
Windows are all nailed and painted shut and everything
???
Little cat litter thing
The cat ??? the dog ???
??? Floating around in there
???
Newspaper ??? all soggy
Cat litter and dog hair ???

???]

You wonder why you've been feeling blue,
And you live with a guy that you can't talk to
You can't talk to the dude
It's no longer in style,
You can't talk to the dude
And it's no longer normal
You can't talk to the dude
Things will never be right
Until you go

[But Jonathan, he's got so much potential
Well he should, he's forty five years old]

Your sense of humor has gotten worse
Since you live with a guy who don't converse
You can't talk to the dude
He's set in his way,
He's got a bad attitude
When you say what you say
You can't talk to the dude
Things will never be right
Until you go

You can't talk to the dude, no, no
You can't talk to the dude, no, no
You can't talk to the dude
Things will never be right
Until you go

[???]

You can't talk to the dude, no, no
You can't talk to the dude, no, no
You can't talk to the dude
And things will never be right
Until you go

Yeah

You can't talk to the dude, no, no
You can't talk to the dude, no, no
You can't talk to him
And things won't be right
Until you go

You wonder why you're feeling rank,
And you live with a guy who's in the tank
You can't talk to the dude,
He's just hanging around,
No he don't taste the food,
He's just shoveling it down
You can't talk to the dude
Things will never be right
Until you go

You can't talk to the dude, no, no
You can't talk to the dude, no, no
You can't talk to the dude
And things will never be right
Until you go
You can't talk to the dude
Things will never be right
Until you go, go, go

Bowery Ballroom 2000

Lyrics

[Hey GIRLS! It's time to get rid of your stupid boyfriend

But Jonathan! He needs me!

Oh no, of course he needs you, he's a musician, they need everybody He only needs you to pay the rent, make the bed, take the ??? up off the floor, wake him up for his 4 pm appointment, make the flyer

Oh but Jonathan, this is cruel, I I can't, he's so pathetic what would he do without me?

I don't know, but let's find out, What about you over here? You must have noticed the difference in your own self? Cause you have changed since you moved in to that apartment You know the one The one with the windows that have that cellophane insulation stuff on them? Maybe even in July? And it's sort of dark and cats in there? and there's hair from all the dogs and cats ??? cat litter thing right next to the milk bowl ??? milk with that like green radiation thing from like the cat litter thing with that like little circle in there And there's like a dog hair ??? and that newspaper from ???, like just like what? that's going to clean up anything? That's just soggy through now That's just one more ??? over there Anyway ??? Tommy, ??? Tommy doesn't like boyfriends anyway He was at the apartment, he hated it in there We gotta, we gotta do something I gotta figure out You know what to do?]

You wonder why you're feeling blue,
And you live with a guy that you can't talk to
You can't talk to the dude
That's no longer in style,
You can't talk to the dude
It's "No es normal"
You can't talk to the dude
Things will never be right
Until you go

Your sense of humor has gotten worse
Since you live with a guy who won't converse
You can't talk to the dude
He's set in his way,
Got a bad attitude
When you say what you say
You can't talk to the dude
Things will never be right
Until you go

You can't talk to the dude, no, no
You can't talk to the dude, no, no
You can't talk to the dude
And things will never be right
Until you go

You can't talk to the dude, no, no
You can't talk to the dude, no, no
You can't talk to the dude
Things will never be right
Until you go

You wonder why you're feeling rank,
And you live with a guy who's in the tank
You can't talk to the dude,
He's just hanging around,
No he don't taste the food,
He's just shoveling it down
You can't talk to the dude
Things will never be right
Until you go

You can't talk to the dude, no, no
You can't talk to the dude, no, no
You can't talk to the dude
Things will never be right
Until you go

[There's no nice way to put it

But Jonathan, he has so much potential

Yeah well he should, he's forty what?]

You can't talk to the dude
Things will never be right
Until you go, go, good night

Thank you

You can't talk to the dude, no, no
You can't talk to the dude, no, no
You can't talk to the dude
Things will never be right
Until you go
No, you can't talk to the dude
(Dear I've been thinking about your situation

What?

It's no good And that's what I came up with)
Things will never be right
Until you go, go
(But he's about to change)
Go

Good bye

[A few chords of Louie Louie]

Good night

One more thing?

Central Park Summerstage 2000

Lyrics

[Before we go, something to all the females in the audience,
We say: Hey Girls!
It's time to get rid of your stupid boyfriend
But Jonathan, he needs me
Well of course he needs you, can't you see he's a musician?
They need everybody
They only need you to pay the rent
Make a bed
Wake him up for his 4 pm appointment
Make the flyers
Oh but Jonathan, that's cruel I can't
He's so pathetic
What would he do without me?
I don't know
But it's time to find out
Anyway, Tommy told me about your apartment
He told me what it's like visiting you in the apartement you live in with him
You know the one
The one with that plastic window insulation for January but it's still there in July oh it's gross in there
Then there's that catfish right next to the dog thing, so the dog water has a special ??? the cat litter thing is right next to it so there's one little green cat litter that ??? circle all the time
Then there's the newspaper which is just full of dog and cat hair ??? from the catfish and he cuts his hair in the kitchen sink and he trails over the kitchen table
Tommy was in there, he almost threw up
??? Oh my goodness
Something must be done right now]

You wonder why you're feeling blue,
And you live with a guy you can't talk to
You can't talk to the dude
That's no longer in style,
You can't talk to the dude
No this "No es normal"
You can't talk to the dude
Things will never be right
Until you go

Your sense of humor has gotten worse
Since you moved in with a guy who won't converse
You can't talk to the dude
He's set in his way,
Got a bad attitude
When you say what you say
You can't talk to the dude
And things will never be right
Until you go

You can't talk to the dude, no, no
You can't talk to the dude, no, no
You can't talk to the dude
And things will never be right
Until you go

Yeah

[Dear
I've been thinking about your situation
It's bad
But he has so much potential
Well he should, he's 42]

You wonder why you're feeling rank,
You live with a guy who's in the tank
You can't talk to the dude,
He's just hanging around,
No he don't taste the food,
He's just shoveling it down
You can't talk to the dude
And things will never be right
Until you go

What I say?

You can't talk to the dude, no, no
You can't talk to the dude, no, no
You can't talk to the dude
And things will never be right
Until you go
No
You can't talk to the dude (there's no nice way to put it)
And things will never be right
Until you go go go

[I want to emphasize that last word]

Let's party

???

You can't talk to the dude, no, no
You can't talk to the dude, no, no
You can't talk to the dude
And things will never be right
Until you go
You can't talk to the dude
Things will never be right
Until you go (be yourself there don't just stick there cause you're scared)
Go go good night

Cafe de la Danse 2000

Lyrics

[[Introduction in French]]

You wonder why you've been feeling blue,
And you live with the guy you can't talk to
You can't talk to the dude
That's no longer in style,
You can't talk to the dude
No this "No es normal"
You can't talk to the dude
Things will never be right
Until you go

[[Something in French]]

Your sense of humor has gotten worse
Since you lived with the guy who won't converse
You can't talk to the dude
He's set in his way,
Got a bad attitude
When you say what you say
You can't talk to the dude
Things will never be right
Until you go

You can't talk to the dude, no, no
You can't talk to the dude, no, no
You can't talk to the dude
Things will never be right
Until you go

[Guitar]

Oh you can't talk to the dude, no, no
You can't talk to the dude, no, no
You can't talk to the dude
Things will never be right
Until you go

No,
You can't talk to the dude
Things will never be right
Until you go
[[Something in French]]
Go
Go

You can't talk to the dude, no, no
You can't talk to the dude, no, no
You can't talk to the dude
Things will never be right
Until you go

No,
You can't talk to the dude
Things will never be right
Until you go
Go
Go

Flying Monkey Arts

Lyrics

[One more?
Hey girls it's time to get rid of your stupid boyfriend
But Jonathan he needs me
Of course he needs you, he's a musician
They need everybody
He doesn't need you like you want to be needed, for your witty ideas, for your winning personality
He needs you to make the bed
He needs you to pay the rent
He needs you to wake him up for that 4 PM drug appointment
He needs you to make the flyers
But Jonathan, he's so pathetic
What would he do without me? I don't know I don't know
Let's find out
Because you changed since you moved in with him
You don't laugh as much as you used to
Or with that house with all the windows boarded shut and everything
Blinds always drawn
Windows always closed even in July
You've got that dog and the two cats
And that one piece of newspaper for that cats and dogs, you never change it
It's so gross]

You wonder why you're feeling blue,
And you live with a guy you can't talk to
You can't talk to the dude
And that's no longer in style,
You can't talk to the dude
No this "No es normal"
You can't talk to the dude
And things will never be right
Until you go

Your sense of humor has
Your sense of humor has gotten worse
Now that you live with a guy who just don't converse
You can't talk to the dude
He's set in his way,
Got a bad attitude
When you say what you say
You can't talk to the dude
And things will never be right
Until you go

You can't talk to the dude, no, no
You can't talk to the dude, no, no
You can't talk to the dude
And things will never be right
Until you go yeah, all right

You can't talk to the dude, no, no
You can't talk to the dude, no, no
You can't talk to the dude
Things will never be right
Until you go

[Jonathan he's changing every day a little
He's getting better
He now makes the bed I don't know, I think I'm going to stay with him I'm starting to really trust him
He is really there for me
Oh my God Tommy, did you hear that?]

You wonder why you're feeling rank,
And you live with a guy who's in the tank
You can't talk to the dude,
He's just hanging around,
No he don't taste the food,
He's just shoveling it down
You can't talk to the dude
And things will never be right
Until you go

You can't talk to the dude, no, no
You can't talk to the dude, no, no
You can't talk to the dude
And things will never be right
Until you go

[But Jonathan, he has so much potential
Sure, he's 48]

You can't talk to the dude
Things will never be right
Until you go, go go

You can't talk to the dude, no, no
You can't talk to the dude, no, no
You can't talk to the dude
And things will never be right
Until you go

You can't talk to him
You can't talk
Things won't be right
Until you go

[Good night everyone]