Lyrics

Double chocolate malted
(Yeah yeah yeah)
No mame a single is not enough not enough no
(No no no)
I want a double chocolate malted today
(Yeah yeah yeah)
I want that Horlicks brand of chocolate malted
(Yeah yeah yeah)
Yeah I want two scoops!
(Yeah yeah yeah)
I don't want just a single
(No no no)

Double chocolate malted
(Yeah yeah yeah)
Double chocolate malted for me
(Yeah yeah yeah)
Double chocolate malted for me today
(Yeah yeah yeah)

I want chocolate malted with chocolate ice cream
(Yeah yeah yeah)
Don't use vanilla
(No no no)
Two scoops and I want two things of Horlex malted
(Yeah yeah yeah)

Double chocolate malted thank you
(Yeah yeah yeah)
I don't want any maraschino cherries dont puts nuts on it
(No no no)
No nuts no nuts
(No no no)

No whipped cream either
(No no no)
No marshmallow
(No no no)
But lots of malt
(Yeah yeah yeah)

Double chocolate malted
(Yeah yeah yeah)
Double chocolate malted today thank you
(Yeah yeah yeah)
Double chocolate malted today
(Yeah yeah yeah)

Double chocolate malted
(Yeah yeah yeah)
Double chocolate malted
(Yeah yeah yeah)
Double chocolate malted today
(Yeah yeah yeah)

I don't want any vanilla ice cream no

(No no no)

Yeah you already know about no nuts right

[[Continues till end with trailing spoken words]]

Lyrics

Chocolate malted
(Yeah yeah yeah)
Well now a single is not enough, it's not enough today
(No no no)
Got to be a double chocolate malted today
That's right, all right

I want a big chocolate malted I want chocolate ice cream

(Yeah yeah yeah)
Don't use ??? Rocky Road, that's not an acceptable substitute
(No no no)
And I want to scuba diving equipment and no fishing gear in that thing

Double chocolate malted
(Yeah yeah yeah)
I said double chocolate malted choice
(Yeah yeah yeah)
Got to be a double chocolate malted

All right we're gonna do a mad car music for you now, guitar

Double chocolate malted
(Yeah yeah yeah)
Double
(Yeah yeah yeah)
Got to be a double chocolate malted today

Hey waitress
You weren't going to put nuts in that chocolate malted were you?
(No no no)
Waitress you weren't going to put any marshmallow in that thing I hope
(No no no)
No whipped cream and no nuts
(No no no)

Double chocolate malted
(Yeah yeah yeah)
Double chocolate malted thank you
(Yeah yeah yeah)
Got to be a double chocolate malted

All right ice cream man

Lyrics

Well, double chocolate malted
(Yeah yeah yeah)
Well, a single is not enough it's not enough today no
(Yeah yeah yeah)
I gotta have a double chocolate malted today
I want big chocolate malted and use chocolate ice cream
(Yeah yeah yeah)
Don't use vanilla for chocolate malted, don't do that
(No no no)
And no nuts, don't put nuts, I don't want nuts on it
(No no no)

Double chocolate malted
(Yeah yeah yeah)
Double chocolate malted ???
(Yeah yeah yeah)
Well it's got to be a double chocolate malted today
All right, guitar

Now don't use ??? vanilla or fudge ripple don't use that
(No no no)
Don't use rocky road or any of that swill
(No no no)
And don't put marshmallow on it either
(No no no)

Double chocolate malted
(Yeah yeah yeah)
Double chocolate malted
(Yeah yeah yeah)
Well double chocolate malted today

All right, I want a big chocolate malted use chocolate ice cream on that thing
(Yeah yeah yeah)
I want two scoops and make it Horlex, that's a good brand ???
(Yeah yeah yeah)
I just want a little cup on the side ??? something like that
(Yeah yeah yeah)

Yeah double chocolate malted
(Yeah yeah yeah)
Well double chocolate malted
(Yeah yeah yeah)
Gotta be a double chocolate malted today

[All right we know what we want we want no nuts on the thing
We want two scoops ??? that's right we don't want nuts ??? we don't want nuts, ???]

Lyrics

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Double chocolate malted
(Yeah yeah yeah)
I said, double chocolate malted, that's right
(Yeah yeah yeah)
It's got to be a double chocolate malted today
(Yeah yeah yeah)

I want a big chocolate malted, with chocolate malt
(Yeah yeah yeah)
I don't want liquid malt, I want, I want like the dry Horlicks brand malt
(No no no)
It's got to be a double chocolate malted today
(Yeah yeah yeah)

Double chocolate malted
(Yeah yeah yeah)
Double chocolate malted, ???
(Yeah yeah yeah)
??? Double chocolate malted today
(Yeah yeah yeah)

Waitress you wouldn't try to put nuts on there?
(No no no)
It's not right, on the west coast, on the west coast you put whipped cream ???
(No no no)
No nuts, ???, no nuts
(No no no)

Double chocolate malted
(Yeah yeah yeah)
Double chocolate malted, like that's right
(Yeah yeah yeah)
It's got to be a double chocolate malted today
(Yeah yeah yeah)

Lyrics

Double chocolate malted
(Yeah yeah yeah)
No it's not enough, not enough malt
(No no no)
Got to be a double chocolate malted today

I want a chocolate malt, use chocolate ice cream
(Yeah yeah yeah)
Wait, you weren't going to put vanilla in there right?
(No no no)
Ok, and no whipped cream right?
(No no no)

Double chocolate malted
(Yeah yeah yeah)
Double chocolate malted
(Yeah yeah yeah)
It's gots to be a double chocolate malted today

Guitar

Waitress, waitress, what do you think?
(Yeah yeah yeah)
Can you make a my, make a my, make a my drink?
(Yeah yeah yeah)
Double chocolate malted today

Waitress, you weren't going to put nuts on there right?
(No no no)
Good, if you want me back ???
And no room for ??? right?
(No no no)
Dry malt you can use dry malt, ??? malt
(Yeah yeah yeah)
???
(Yeah yeah yeah)
???
(Yeah yeah yeah)

Double chocolate malted
(Yeah yeah yeah)
Double chocolate malted
(Yeah yeah yeah)
A double chocolate malted, one more time

Lyrics

Double chocolate malted
(Yeah yeah yeah)
A single is not enough not enough no
(No no no)
I want a double chocolate malted today

Well waitress waitress what are you thinking?
(Yeah yeah yeah)
???
Oh Double chocolate malted
[Waitress
???]

Double chocolate malted
(Yeah yeah yeah)
Use chocolate ice cream
(Yeah yeah yeah)
Oh, Double chocolate malted today

I say

You are going to put nuts in right?
And don't put the whipped cream on top, it's ok
???

Double chocolate malted
(Yeah yeah yeah)
??? Double chocolate malted
(Yeah yeah yeah)
Yeah, double chocolate malted today

Lyrics

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Double chocolate malted
A single is not enough not enough no
(No no no)
Got to be a double chocolate malted today

Double chocolate malted
(Yeah yeah yeah)
Double chocolate malted
(Yeah yeah yeah)
Oh double chocolate malted today

Wait a minute,
??? Nuts right?
And no whipped cream ???
Oh double chocolate malted today

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???

Lyrics

Double chocolate malted
Single's not enough not enough malt sorry
Got to be a double chocolate malted today

Well waitress waitress what are you thinkin?
Can you make a make a make a my drink?
Well now double chocolate malted today

Everybody sing

Double chocolate malted
(Yeah yeah yeah)
That's right, double chocolate malted
(Yeah yeah yeah)
What about it, double chocolate malted today

Waitress, you're not going to put nuts on it right?
Good good we got that settled right from the get
Right from the start
And no liquid malt,
That's not the same

Oh, I'm speeding it up on purpose
I know what I'm doing

Double chocolate malted
(Yeah yeah yeah)
Double chocolate malted
(Yeah yeah yeah)
Double chocolate malted

[[The recording ends abruptly here]]

Lyrics

Double chocolate malted
(Yeah yeah yeah)
A single is not enough not enough malt
(No no no)
Double chocolate malted today

Waitress, waitress, what do you think?
Can you make a my make a my make a my drink
Double chocolate malted today

Waitress, you aren't going to put nuts on it right?
Good
And no whipped cream in there
I don't want it
And no liquid malt

Double chocolate malted
Double chocolate malted
(Yeah yeah yeah)
Double chocolate malted today