Lyrics

[All right
Now
What's so funny?
What's so funny?
Ok
Tell you what
Now we're gonna do a song
Called
You know bus driver with elvis?
Ok, i'll try a brand new one out on you
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The first thing
[That's a little high up]
Now the first thing you said
I was
So shy
Couldn't believe that's how you talked
Uh oh uh ph
Oh bus driver
Don't try it one more time

Next thing you said
It would smell like that
I still wasn't shocked so
Just that

Uh oh uh oh
Oh bus driver
Don't try it one more time

When you said it I was in shock
Now I've calmed down
Now I can talk

???
Don't try it one more time

Now
Uh oh uh ph

Now why is the bus driver
That rude
Could it be that's he's in a
Bad mood

Uh oh uh oh
Oh bus driver
Don't try it one more time

I know you're older and your skin hurts
??? Than censured

But uh oh uh oh
Oh bus driver
Don't try it one more time

When you first said ???
Look out buddy I can ???
You don't want to get me mad
You know
Don't try it one more time

You ???
??? Long gone away

Now uh oh uh oh
Oh bus driver
Don't try it one more time

You're looking old and kind of fat
You must ???

But uh oh uh oh
Oh bus driver
Don't try it one more time
Oh no

Bus driver
Don't try it one more time